Amy Sciarretto
Nothing Unusual Here, Just Bill Clinton Hanging With Porn Stars
Bill Clinton has been out of office for over a decade, but he still pulls mad tail, even if only for a photo opp.
Woman is Kind Of Upset at Cheating Husband — Slightly Overreacts
A women in Superior, WI not only offered to sell off her ex-husband and his junk, but she also tagged a GMC Yukon with lots of bright graffiti and bad words. There’s also a flat tire on the vehicle. Warning: the photos are NSFW. But they sure are funny, as she calls him out for being a “cheater,” “a douche” and a “f—er.” We almost feel sorry for the car.
Kiss Unveil Multiple Covers for First Issue of ‘Dressed to Kill’ Comic Book
Kiss have shared the six different covers that will be offered and available for Kiss Comics Issue #1, which is titled ‘Dressed to Kill.’ Because one cover just isn’t enough, right? Well, when you pair Kiss and the highly collectible comic book medium, the more the merrier.
Octomom Nadya Suleman’s Porn Movie Involves SpaghettiO’s
There’s something strangely admirable about the fact that Octomom Nadya Suleman has resorted to doing porn to feed her brood of 14. It’s also ironic that Suleman conceived her kids via in vitro fertilization, as opposed to the old-fashioned way, and now she is banging out to support them. That said, the new “starlet” arrived on set last week and was apparently a consummate professional.
Mick Jagger to Host ‘SNL’ Season Finale
Mick Jagger has been confirmed as the host for the season finale of ‘Saturday Night Live,’ closing the chapter on the storied sketch show’s 37th season, according to ScreenCrush. Jagger has appeared on ‘SNL’ multiple times as the musical guest with the Rolling Stones, but this is his first foray as the host. The finale airs May 19.
Eddie Van Halen’s Dog Kody Gets His Own Facebook Page
Eddie Van Halen‘s pup Kody Van Halen is a rock star in his own right. Forget his bipedal owner being the most famous member of the Van Halen clan. This four-legged creature has his own Facebook page and he’s been snapped in public repeatedly. He’s a rock ‘n’ roll, A-list pup.
Sleep or Sex — Which Do Americans Prefer?
Sleep or sex? It’s a tough choice, since both have their own unique benefits for the body.
So, which would Americans rather have?
Porn or Product: Booty Beanbags + Sac Back Chairs
When you are a company giving your chairs names like “Booty Beanbags” or “Sac Back,” you are effectively the furniture equivalent of the Shake Weight.
Woman Injured Having Sex on the Job Gets Workman’s Comp
Time to move to Australia and schlep our lives away as public servants or crocodile wrestlers. Why? Well, a judge decided that a woman who was injured having sex at an Australian motel while on a work trip is entitled to Workman’s Compensation. How do we get that deal, since the circumstances sound like grounds for a firing? Regardless, what kinda sex was she having that it caused injury? Sounds l
Kurt Cobain Was Working on His ‘White Album’ When He Died
As former Hole guitarist Eric Erlandson continues the promo tour for his book, ‘Letters to Kurt,’ he’s been dropping bombshells about his experiences with the late Kurt Cobain. The latest is both touching and heartbreaking — it recounts what could have been.
Pink Floyd ‘The Story of Wish You Were Here’ DVD Announced
As if warm weather, the beach, baseball games and comic book-themed blockbuster movies weren’t enough reason to look forward to summer, Pink Floyd just gave us another reason. The band will release ‘The Story of Wish You Were Here’ on DVD and Blu-ray on June 26 via Eagle Rock.
You Can Now Play Guitar With Your Pee
And now, for the discerning person with enough hubris and ego to actually think that even their urine is creative, we present Guitar Pee, an interactive urinal. Wait, what? No, make that WTF? We know, it’s just wrong on all sorts of levels and we haven’t even gotten to the hook yet. No pun intended.