Kathy Landin
Average, Everyday Threesome Gets Kinky When the SWAT Team is Called
Nothing spices up a marriage like a good bedtime threesome and nothing spices up a good bedtime threesome like gunfire, a standoff and the SWAT team. Hopefully when these people get out of jail, they’ll start making videos.
Merriam-Webster Drops an ‘F-Bomb’ into the Dictionary
It may not be good form to use the actual word, but the term for it is now officially a part of the English language. The word czars at Merriam-Webster have added the “F-bomb” to the dictionary.
That’s Nuts! Woman Arrested For Ripping Man’s Testicles Off
Put down the Rocky Mountain Oysters for a moment, because you don’t want to be eating when you find out what this North Carolina woman was arrested for doing to a (now former) friend of hers. You may also want to think twice about picking those “oysters” back up afterwards.
Cheating on Your Spouse Will Give You a Heart Attack
Obviously, cheating on your spouse is bad for your relationship, but a new study shows that it can also be pretty bad for your health. You would think the most dangerous possibility is that your wife will find out and beat you with a frying pan, but really, the danger comes before, while you’re still in the act.
Website Offers Free Travel to Hot Women
Their video says it best. “Are you attractive, but don’t have the money to travel?” How many of us have wrestled with this issue? Well, our prayers our answered (PRAISE TRAVEL JESUS!) because MissTravel.com connects generous male travelers who “hate to travel alone” with attractive companions who are willing to go on free trips.
Why Is This School Bus Parked In Front of a Porn Shop?
When we were kids, not only did we have to walk uphill to and from school, our field trips were to boring places like museums, weird historical reenactments and planetariums. Kids these days have all the fun, especially when they get to spend the afternoon at Boston’s favorite adult video store.
Men With Higher Voices Have Higher Sperm Counts
In the animal kingdom, all species choose mates based on traits that signal “genetic superiority.”
Minnesota Teen Scores Prom Dates With Two Porn Stars
What do you do when all the girls you ask to prom are already planning to go with other guys? Apparently, you get on Twitter and start asking porn stars to go with you. That’s what one Minnesota teen has done.
Would You Give Up Sex To Have Your Bills Paid For a Month?
Times have been tough and money has been tight. This isn’t news to you. We all get stressed out by paying bills at least some of the time. So, would you give up sex for six months to just spend one month not having to worry about your bills?
Tell Your Girlfriend That Getting New Boobs Could Save Her Life [VIDEO]
Gentlemen, if your lady has been on the fence about that breast augmentation surgery, here’s a little ammunition for you — this woman’s implants saved her life.
7 Jerks Who Passed the Buck for ‘Blame Someone Else Day’ [IMAGES, VIDEOS]
Blame Someone Else Day falls on the first Friday the 13th of every year, and this year, that happens to be this Friday, January 13th. Incidentally, no one has taken credit for creating Blame Someone Else Day. In fact, anyone you ask will probably tell you someone else did it.
Coffee, Beer Among the Bad Things That Are Suddenly Good for You in 2011
For years society has told us that drinking coffee, drinking beer and swearing are bad, but thanks to the results of new research released in 2011, some things we thought were bad are actually good for us. Turns out being a caffeine-addled, Guinness-soaked potty mouth actually improves your health — in moderation, of course.