Five Stereotypical Stocking Stuffers for Northern Coloradans
Give the gift of preconceived generalizations this year! Madi and I made a list to help you out. These are sure to get eyes rolling this holiday season.
Think you know us? Yeah, you probably do. We're a bunch of yoga-doing, green juice-drinking granolas, who only eat processed foods when we've got the munchies from that other green stuff, because we literally all do it.
We really like green.
Because we're all healthy and into that. Locally grown right next to where your weed is grown.
A well-received gift for anyone who has just shoveled snow (even though only we know it'll be gone the next day when it's 60 degrees).
Thanks to the Kardashians, it's actually scary how easy these are to find. Here in Northern Colorado, we don't wear them for shape; we wear them because we spend a lot of time introducing our butts to the pavement at unexpectedly high speeds in the winter.
Not like, the plastic thing, but like a person who does it for you. That is the gift of a lifetime.
I don't know, I feel like it's a safe bet. I don't like to promote using drugs but I mean we legalized it. If you're like me and don't smoke, you can use it as a nice vase all 420 days of the year.