Five Ways to Annoy Your Partner — Some You do Everyday

It may seem impossible to annoy your partner and for a list of five things, wow, hold the phone Leroy! Here is a little list, the tip of the iceberg.

FIVE WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARTNER

• Tell him/her that what you have for dinner or where you want to go doesn't matter until they mention something, and then say except that.
• Tell him/her your tired and sore and crabby and just want to go lie in bed at 7 p.m.(and they worked late and haven't eaten dinner yet)
• Quantify the chores you did today verses the chores he/she did today even though he/she did the laundry, washed the car, mowed the lawn, fixed the vacuum, built a cabinet for the bathroom and put the groceries away Saturday
• Clip your toenails in bed and swish them off onto the floor
• Stand over him/her while they are doing something and tell them how they are doing it wrong or how you would do it differently

Of course now we have opened a can of worms, let's go, what annoys you. Comment below.