Greeley-Evans Crime Log: Hair Pulling, Angry Dog Groomers, and a Stuck Duck
Need some entertainment for the day? Check out some of the interesting calls that the Greeley-Evans Police responded to between November 20 and November 24, 2015. You really can’t make this stuff up.
Friday, November 20
8:30 p.m.: Greeley police responded to an apartment complex in the 2000 block of 30th Street for a report of an intoxicated man singing in the parking lot.
Saturday, November 21
3:30 a.m.: Greeley police responded to 4th Street and 42nd Avenue for a report of a man driving a tow truck that parked in the median to take a nap. The man told police he was there to repossess a vehicle and was trying to find the address on his smart phone. He said he parked in the median because he isn’t from Greeley and didn’t know where else to pull over.
11:15 a.m.: Greeley police responded to the 900 block of 16th Street for a harassment report. Once on scene, the caller, who operates a dog grooming business, accused her upstairs neighbors of intentionally using all of the hot water so she can’t wash her dogs. Police told the woman using hot water was not a crime.
12:15 p.m.: A woman called Greeley police to find out if she needed to go to court for pulling another girl’s hair. The caller said she didn’t do it.
3:30 p.m.: A resident in the 600 block of 15th Avenue Court called Greeley police about “a sick cat that came on my property and died.” When told animal control might not respond for such a call, the man said he did not want to dig a hole in his backyard.
3:45 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 2300 block of 16th Street for a report of a sink full of water and someone who “took a crap” in a woman’s toilet while she was out of town.
Sunday, November 22
1 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 900 block of 50th Avenue for a report of a duck stuck in a fence post.
1:30 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 2000 block of Buckeye Avenue for a report of cats pooping in the yard and going through the trash.
5 p.m.: A resident called Weld County Dispatch upset that none of his calls are ever returned by Greeley police. The man said he would sue the department if someone didn’t call him back.
Monday, November 23
9:30 a.m.: Greeley police responded to the 900 block of 16th Street for a report of harassment. The caller, who lives above a dog grooming business, accused the owner or turning off her power and water.
9:45 a.m.: Greeley police were called to respond to U.S. 34 near milepost 108 for a report of a driver smoking with a kid in their car.
10 a.m.: Greeley police responded to a restaurant in the 800 block of 17th Street for a report of a man who spit on the front door.
5 p.m.: A client of a mental health facility called Greeley police to file a complaint because staffers wouldn’t let her drink a Diet Pepsi before taking her medication.
Tuesday, November 24
7:45 a.m.: Greeley police responded to 27th Street and 25th Avenue for a suspicious person report. The caller said a man without any shoes on walked up to her car from the middle of the street and tried to get in. When the woman asked the man if he was OK, he mumbled something about the Civil War and then walked away.