Greeley-Evans crime log has it all this time. Dogs, kids, naked people and a whole lot more. It literally has everything in it that you really just don't want to be.

As the Greeley Tribune reported, the Greeley-Evans dispatch and crime log is definitely interesting this round.

Sunday, Feb. 15

8:15 a.m.: Greeley police responded to the 3600 block of 22nd Street for a report of a naked man standing in the middle of a football field at a local school.

11:45 a.m.: Greeley police responded to a home on 7th Avenue for a report of a woman who was scared to answer her door because evil people had been trying to do evil things to her. The caller told officers on scene that God would be returning soon because the end of the world is on the horizon.

8:30 p.m.: Greeley police responded to a home on 21st Street for a report of a man who couldn’t stand up because he was extremely drunk and had just been beaten by his wife.

Monday, Feb. 16

11:30 p.m.: Greeley police responded to a report of a suspicious vehicle in the 6600 block of 10th Street. The caller told police a person in a maroon minivan follows one of his nurses when she ends her shift at 1 a.m. When contacted by police, the owner of the van said she too was a nurse at the complex and wished “the caller would mind his own business.”

Friday, Feb. 20

11:15 a.m.: Greeley police responded to Bittersweet Park for a report of a man who had urinated on the pavilion.

9:45 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 4500 block of 29th Street for a report of a woman who shattered a residential window with a bottle of booze. The man just wanted police to know it was his wife who broke their window, not him.

Saturday, Feb. 21

8 a.m.: A man called Greeley police to inform a supervisor that he went to the doctor yesterday, is tired of the games all these Weld County people are playing and is angry about the girl they made him see who looks like she is 11 years old. The man wanted a supervisor to call him back, but refused to leave a number because he had given it “a thousand times before.”

10 p.m.: Greeley police responded to a local home after an 8-year-old boy called to report that his mother had just murdered his father. As dispatchers spoke with the boy, he suddenly told the dispatcher that he was really 30 years old, thought she sounded pretty and told her he wanted to fornicate. When police arrived at the scene they found the boy who was making a prank call.

Like I said, interesting!

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