It never ceases to amaze me the ridiculous calls that law enforcement receives. The latest round is just as pondering. I seriously think these should be a reality TV show.

As the Greeley Tribune reported, take a look at the crazy things people call 911 for:

Monday, Feb. 2

2:45 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 1900 block of 12th Avenue for a report of a goose on a resident’s roof. The woman said the goose tried to fly away when she returned from work, but it just fell off. It was last seen walking in the alley between 12th and 13th avenues.

3:30 p.m.: Greeley police responded to the 200 block of E. 24th Street for a report of a resident who was experiencing buyer’s remorse after purchasing a car from someone she met on Facebook. The car did not pass emissions and the woman wanted police to get her money back.

Tuesday, Feb. 3

6 a.m.: A man called Greeley police demanding to speak to an Officer Hulsey or an on-duty sergeant. The man was adamant about only speaking to Hulsey or a sergeant because the rest of the police department is made up of terrorists.

7:45 a.m.: Greeley police were called to the 1400 block of 9th Avenue on a report of people feeding a raccoon known to be living in sewer drain pipe. The caller wanted the raccoon picked up immediately, but it returned to its home before animal control officers arrived at the scene.

Wednesday, Feb. 4

4:15 a.m.: A man in the 1100 block of 75th Avenue called Greeley police to complain about two officers who were stalking him. The man also said someone was putting drugs into the water, which caused his cousin to kill his grandfather. The man also said a lot of officers drive around town with snipers hanging out of their windows.

8:45 a.m.: Greeley police were called to respond to 12th Street for a report of a 13-year-old boy who was refusing to go to school because he had nothing to wear. The woman was told officers would not get involved in a non-criminal, family issue.