Someone wrote a 50 Shades of Grey-style novel starring Donald Trump, and it's been getting high praises by Amazon reviewers.

Titled Trump Temptation: The Billionaire & The Bellboy, the $1.99 book (which has since been removed online) outlines a sexy story with passages such as the following:

"My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity."

"His gorgeous a** flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes in his pants. My hunger for pancakes had never been stronger."

"I had to admit it, I wanted his geriatric 2006 Perez Hilton jello body, and I wanted it bad."

"The door creaked open and there he was, handsome as ever, like a giant melting fat carrot with fake hair."

Wow! That's a lot of passion. Amazon reviewers gave the novel 5-star reviews:

"Must read! Enjoy your weekend learning about the great sexual gay stallion of Donald Trump"

"Incredible. I haven't read a book since school, but this was well-worth breaking my streak. I sure do wish that I could have made a book report on this!"

"I c*** just from reading the title."

Donald Trump isn't the first controversial public figure in politics to have an erotic novel written about them. In September 2015, news broke about a book titled Kim goes to Jail: An Erotic Story, starring Kentucky clerk Kim Davis.