There were some funny moments on the Women Tell All episode of ABC's The Bachelor.

Those moments only lasted 22 seconds, but they were there.

And a few of them featured Jordan, student, from Windsor, CO. She was eliminated from the show early on, but while she was there, said and did some memorable things. Most of them were memorable because they were sauced and slurred. The others were memorable because she did them upside down.

Without Jordan I would have watched a lot less of the show this season. Thankfully, she was there, and introduced me to some of the personalities, so when the shenanigans went down, I had the frame of reference I needed to share the moments with my wife (while scoffing under my breath).

I'm talking about this season's best moments like the panic attack, the "Isn't my story amazing?" the butt, the crazy onion, and Jordan's claim to fame, white girl drunken upside down twerking.

Jordan has gotten more attention than any of the other hopefuls on The Bachelor this season, so why, I wonder, did they not talk with her last night? I mean, yeah, I wanted to see them lay into crazy Kelsey, and see an interview with more crazy Ashley S., but at least Jordan could have been up on the stage for a moment. Alas, last night, they were all focused on 'she said, she said' and who really loves Chris rather than upside down twerking.

I really wanted to see Jordan up there. Then they brought up crazy Ashley. And I understood, with limited TV minutes, why she may have gotten bumped.

Actually, I do want to point out that at the end of her interview last night, crazy Ashley became the unlikely voice of reason. "All of these girls were crying over Chris, I was picking pomegranates." Who's crazy now?

In the end, I think what we learned from last night's episode is that we'll have to wait a few months for Chris to ride off into the sunset with whichever girl he choses. Then they'll break up, and he'll start dating Brit.

 

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