Mountain Dew

Code Red Mountain Dew, taco shell Doritos, what could be coming next? Why not combine the two? Meet Dewitos.

In one corner, we have Mountain Dew, the soft drink heavily rooted in extreme sports, like surfing, skiing and snowboarding, and challenges you to “do the Dew.” According to PepsiCo lawyers, it also has the ability to turn mice into jelly! In the other, we have Dr. Pepper, the “one of a kind,” oldest major soft drink in America that’s currently celebrating all that makes its drinkers special and u

Gross fact of the day: if you stick a mouse in Mountain Dew it will dissolve into a “jelly-like substance.” Lawyers for PepsiCo, which makes Mountain Dew, were forced to concede this most unappetizing of facts in a court of law as they contested a $50,000 suit from Ronald Ball of Wisconsin, who claims he found a dead rodent in his Mountain Dew can mid-sip.