The Bachelor–Jordan From Windsor Parties Like a Rock Star

So what was outstanding on ABC's The Bachelor this week?

Well, for me, all the fun comes from the fact that there is a girl from Windsor on the show. I wrote about her here, and I am really hoping she'll stop by the studio whenever ABC allows that. She's contractually not permitted to talk to any media yet.

She has made it much more fun for me to watch the show because she's been very responsive, friendly and cool on Facebook as I've contacted her to get her on the air.

So, what happened in the wide world of Jordan on the Bachelor this week? Well, methinks Jordan likes to party. That is an hypothesis we could feasibly prove.

DenverChannel.com shared the video of her twerking upside down and parts of the slurfest.

When she wasn't on the one on one date, she was slurry. When she was at the cocktail party, she was, well, very potentially loaded. One of the girls described it as "the state that she gets in."

In her one interaction with Chris, she was on a saucy mission to kiss him. That didn't go well. After some exceedingly awkward exchanges, he gave her the old, "I think I'll answer a question you didn't ask me" and said, "Anyhoo..." long pause, "I'm doing good." Did the awkwardness come from her white girl drunkenness? Maybe.

Watch that interaction here. 

Hey, I can sympathize, empathize and and everything-else-athize. I used to have three Saturday nights on a Wednesday, and then do it again through the weekend, every weekend.  I pretty much kept the party going from college through my mid 30's, so I know for a fact its a lot easier to keep drinking when you are in a world class mansion and the booze is free and unlimited. Some wine on the patio? A perfect fit. Whiskey on the veranda overlooking the California hills? Yes, please. Another whiskey? Don't mind if I do!

Really nice surroundings, a this-is-a-once-in-a-lifetime-experience feeling, and unlimited, free drinks make it a lot easier to throw down, and get down.

She was cracking me up! And she's having a blast. Here's what her Facebook feed said during the show last night.

By the rose ceremony, she had pulled it back together for her interviews, but still didn't get a rose.

The closing shots were of her in an epic crash. Even one of the most exciting parts of being on the Bachelor couldn't pull her out of a slumber. The date card arrived to detail who would be joining Chris for the next event. They attempted to wake her up. No dice.

In the end, Jordan didn't receive a rose. Bummer. Or is it? Something tells me we haven't seen the last of the wild woman from Windsor!