Your Northern Colorado Ugly Sweater Party Guide
That hideous composition of fibers is the clothing equivalent of a fruitcake. Coveted by all as you pull the monstrosity of yuletide and yarn from the thrift store rack; it's your ugly-a** holiday sweater. You own it, now get out there and own it.
Ugly holiday sweaters are a beautiful thing. Figuratively speaking. It's December, the lights are lit and the carols are pumping, so that tacky Christmas cardigan with the tree that actually lights up and plays 'Jingle Bells' is fair game, my friend.
Let it see the light of day at one, or heck, all of the following events in our area, because you know come January, you've got to put that sucker back where it belongs: in the Good Will bag.
The Rocky Mountain Beard and Mustache Club wants to know if you 'think you've got the ugliest sweater or can bedazzle your facial hair into the tackiest beard.'
On Friday, December 18, the sweater party at William Oliver's Publick House in Fort Collins will benefit the Firefighter Community Compassion Fund.
Dress to the uh... not nines and enjoy a fresh batch of Cask Conditioned Robust Porter on Friday, December 11 at Loveland Aleworks.
So this is like, a 'virtual fundraiser,' which I think means you go do your own thing for about 5-10K, while wearing an ugly sweater. Meanwhile, you're raising money all month for charity.
Sounds weird. And awesome. Welcome to FoCo.
It's the big shebang at Dick's Sporting Goods Park on Saturday, December 19. So if you go to the RMBMC party the night before, you can just keep your sweater on.