Chris Illuminati
Want to See Some Very Expensive Nipples?
Nipples are naughty, unless they are attached to million dollar works of art, then they are just expensive and always very cold. Permanent turkey timers!
Jayne Mansfield Showing Off Her Dunes — Dad’s Secret Stash
Welcome to Dad’s Secret Stash, where we take a look back at some of the naughty pictures our fathers probably had stashed away in their sock drawer.
Here is a circa 1950′s photo (maybe one of the original paparazzi shots) of Jayne Mansfield posing in a bikini by a lifeguard chair at the Dunes Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada...
Make Lust Not War — Dad’s Secret Stash [PHOTO]
Welcome to Dad’s Secret Stash, where we take a look back at some of the naughty pictures our fathers probably had stashed away in their sock drawer.
Vietnam was on everyone’s mind in the 60′s and early 70′s. Everyone except the people staring at this photo of swimsuit models...
Rihanna’s Twitter Pictures are Ridiculously Sexy
We don’t usually follow celebrities on Twitter. We aren’t interested in anything they’ve got to say, plus, if it’s anything wacky we figure word will get back to us eventually. We’re making one exception, because, well check out these photos of Rihanna and you’ll understand why.
Jennifer Lopez Has a Nipple Slip at 2012 Oscars
Jennifer Lopez gave out some Oscars at the 2012 Academy Awards but her nipple won the award for ‘Most Unlikely to Appear But We’re Not Complaining.’
Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz were attempting to either be funny, or show off their amazing ass-ets, by turning away from the camera, and then back, to present the award for…oh who the heck could listen when there was a possible nipple...
Fill Her Up! — Dad’s Secret Stash [PHOTO]
Welcome to Dad’s Secret Stash, where we take a look back at some of the naughty pictures our fathers probably had stashed away in their sock drawer.
Pumping gas is a pain in the (rhymes with gas). Unless the attendant is half-naked and knows how to work a hose
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Dad’s Secret Stash — Soaping Up the Gremlin
Welcome to Dad’s Secret Stash, where we take a good look back at some of the naughty pictures our fathers probably had stashed away in their sock drawer.
Check out this foxy looking momma in front of this classic AMC Gremlin. She has got the Daisy Dukes working and the ‘wax on, wax off’ technique is keeping that upper body tuned finer than the vintage ride she is soaping up...
How Did We Forget All About the Lingerie Bowl?!? [PICTURES]
In all the craziness of Super Bowl, hot cheerleaders and buttless dresses, we somehow failed to notice that the Lingerie Football League had its championship game over the weekend.
In a brutal final game, the hot girls in lingerie beat the other team of hot girls in lingerie by a final score of a large number to a smaller number...
Buy This Buttless Dress For Your Valentine
The good people at Regretsy.com provide the valuable service of pointing out the most egregious wastes of yarn sold on the craft site Etsy, whose wares are often made by Brooklyn’s ukulele-playing, manic-pixie dream girls.
Toyota’s Super Bowl 2012 Commercial Needs More Women In Bikinis
You know what every Super Bowl commercial needs for us to pay attention? More women in bikinis. Thankfully, Toyota’s Super Bowl 2012 commercial delivers and THEN SOME.
Standing ovation. Bravo. What kind of car were they selling? No c
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The Las Luminarias de San Anton Looks Bonkers! [PICTURES]
Held in Spain in honor of San Anton, the patron saint of animals, riders take horses through bonfires on the night before the official day of honoring animals in Spain. We had no idea the event existed until we stumbled across these pictures and HOLY TURDS DOES IT LOOK NUTS!
Babe of the Day: Chelsea White [VIDEO]
Chelsea White is a UK model that has been a Page 3 girl for ‘The Sun’ and has done several magazine spreads and TV commercials. She is our Rock 102.9 Babe of the Day today because Chelsea is actually more famous for being behind the camera. Chelsea is a professional photographer and make-up artist.