Chris Illuminati
Drunk Man Tries to Pull His Own Tooth
There’s drunk, really drunk and so drunk you think you’re licensed to perform dentistry. A Port St. Lucie, Florida man was so liquored up he attempted to pull his own tooth, forcing his wife to call the cops to get him to stop.
Eel Slithers Up Man’s Penis During Spa Treatment
A day at the spa is supposed to be relaxing, but not for one Chinese man that had a beauty treatment go horribly wrong. Metro UK explains in graphic detail how one excited eel ended up in Zhang Nan’s bladder after taking the scenic route through his urethra.
‘Top Gun’ Coming to Theaters in 3D
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Maverick, Goose and the rest of the ‘fly boys’ will land back in movie theaters in 2012 when ‘Top Gun’ is re-released in 3D.
Couple Attempting To Join ‘Mile High Club’ Triggers Security Alert
Joining the Mile High Club seems like harmless fun. Unless it’s attempted on the anniversary of 9/11 and everyone traveling is a little on edge. The Denver Channel explains making out in an airplane restroom landed a commercial jet on the ground and a couple in some hot water...
Inventor Blows Roof Off Home Trying To Brew Vodka
We’ve heard of basement beer brewing and home wine making but never experiments involving the creation of a bootleg vodka. Maybe because the whole process could be damn dangerous in the hands of amateurs.
The Daily Mail explains how an inventor in a South Wales village blew the roof off of his home while messing with his vodka distilling equipment...
Woman Calls Ex-Boyfriend 65,000 Times In One Year
A woman in Amsterdam charged with stalking her ex-boyfriend takes things to a whole new, amazing and possibly Guinness World Record level by allegedly calling him 65,000 times in one year. Yahoo! News explains that the woman feels it’s all just a big misunderstanding...
Pot Luck! Bystanders Grab Weed Dropped By Crashed Truck
Do you know the way to San Jose? No seriously, do you, because there is free weed on the street but it’s not going to last very long.
The Mercury News explains that a truck, illegally carrying marijuana, crashed and ended up on its side sending large bags of pot throughout the intersection. The driver hightailed it out of sight and that’s when the real fun started.
Dad Peddled Drugs, Guns Out of Baby Stroller
Maybe quality time with the kids isn’t always a positive thing: AM NY reports that one father that not only made his infant daughter an accomplice to a drug deal but used her stroller to transport heroin and firearms.
Man Escapes Ankle Monitor By Detaching Prosthetic Leg
A 29-year-old man from the UK found a pretty ingenious way of outsmarting authorities and beating his ankle monitor: he lost a leg. Well, he probably lost his leg first, but then tricked a security firm into attaching his court appointed ankle monitor to his prosthetic leg...
Are You an Alcoholic? The Answer Could Be Right in Your Hands
According to a new study, the length of your fingers says a great deal about who you are as a person. Finger length also determines if you’ve got the proclivity to be an alcoholic.
“German researchers recently studied 131 patients detoxing from alcohol addiction and compared their hands to those of 185 “healthy volunteers...