We thought we'd topped the 'airport creepiness factor' with our giant blue death horse outside the terminal, but Denver International Airport decided to go one step further.

In an Instagram post by Next With Kyle Clark, you can see the new gargoyle saying "Greg the Gargoyle is here to stay...watch out, lizard people, watch out, Illuminati." Here's the post:

Well...okay. At least he's funny.

Denver International Airport has been teasing all of their new changes with hilarious ads playing on all of the conspiracy theories surrounding the building, and that's probably why Greg himself is speaking so many truths.

Man, DIA-- what's next?