Superbowl Grub Will Kill You!

Some studies show that the average dude will take in over 4200 calories during the Superbowl this weekend!  That's about 1000 calories per hour.  Here is a caloric breakdown to give you a game plan as to how to spend your caloric budget...be sure to pace yourself.  It's a marathon, not a sprint.

1 Hot Wing carries about 100 calories!

9 ounces of your average favorite Nacho Platter with all the fixin' will  deliver about 600 calories!

12 inches of sub sandwich with Turkey, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, and Mustard costs you a little under 600 calories!

9 ounces of Chili Con Carne (that's Chili with Meat) brings in close to 300 calories!

1 slice of Cheese Pizza will put you back about 250 calories!

A typical Cheeseburger with bacon, mayo, and all that you can dream about carries about 900 freaking calories! 

6 ounces of BBQ Pork Sandwich nets about 400 calories!

4 ounces of LEAN BBQ Pork Ribs costs you about 160 calories!

5 Mini Sausages will bring in 170 calories

8 ounces of potato chips knocks you out with 1250 calories!

3 Jalapeno Poppers has about 280 calories!

12 ounces of Light Beer has 100-120 calories!

12 ounces of Soda can kill you with 150-300 calories per can!

That pretty much covers most of the Superbowl Party food groups.  Hopefully this information can help you formulate a game plan to keep you bloated, tired, and on the couch, in front of your 50 inch LCD screen for 4 hours so you won't miss one play of the big game or a single funny commercial!  And besides, 4200 calories is just an "average" income...if you ask me that bar is set pretty low!  Let's shoot for the stars!  Cheers and be safe out there!